The Wild Hunt


Satori Rejuvenation Retreat Centre

Come find yourself again! Cast off the stress and pain of the modern world and rejuvenate yourself under the expert care of Dr. Greg Satori, healer and spiritual guide. The Satori Centre offers week-long and weekend breaks and can cater for the needs of any individual, couple, group or organization. Located in the scenic village of Hesstock on the grounds of histoic Redvers House, the Satori Centre is your gateway to a better tomorrow.

The Satori Centre offers:

  • Yoga and relaxation therapy
  • Directed meditation
  • Quantum tunneling
  • Expert counseling and open expression
  • Celtic dreaming in the twilight of Wistman's Wood.

Dr. Greg Satori has trained under some of the greatest healers and shamans in the world. He has visited the Amazon, Tibet, Kenya and the Pacific islands and consolidated all these ancient wellness systems into one syncretic whole - the Satori Total Awareness Program. Become one with yourself.

As a special introductory offer, the Satori Centre is pleased to offer 25% off any group bookings of four or more. Contact our bookings office for more information.

The Laundry offers excellent psychological care to its staff, including where necessary enforced "wellness breaks" at carefully vetted retreats so they can escape the horror of being the world's only ISO 9001 compliant occult intelligence agency. But this means that some poor sucker has to vet those retreats.

That poor sucker is you. Along with your colleagues, you've been sent for a team-building holiday at the Satori Institute. You'll need to do a little work there to make sure that the staff aren't spies or cultists and that everything is safe for future groups, but that's really just a formality. Really, you're getting a fully paid-for junket to a quiet resort. It'll be hell...

The Laundry Files (BRP)
System Knowledge: 
Not Needed
Number of Players: 
Occult espionage, Lovecraftian horror
Genre Knowledge: 
Role-playing Knowledge: 
Not Required
Cthulhu meets Dilbert
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